Man2Chemist: Mujhe Black Color

Man2Chemist: Mujhe Black Color 
ka condom Chaiye. 
Chemist: Black colour ka he kyu? 
Man: Meri Girlfrnd ka pati margaya 
hai aur mujhe afsos ke liye jana hai.

What is common between Moov cream and a penis?

What is common between Moov 
cream and a penis? 

Dono gehraai tak jaaye, garmahat laaye, 
aaram dilaaye... "Aahhh se A-haaaa tak"

Boy: chand taaron ko bhi

Boy: chand taaron ko bhi 
need aa rahi hai, Teri maa 
ki chut tu ab aa rahi hai. 

Girl: mma ki chut ka na de 
vasta, kholti hoon chaddi 
kar le nashta...

One hakla went 4 a interview & was asked

One hakla went 4 a interview & was asked 
to say - Institute, Obstitute & Substitute. 
Hakla said: Inkichut, Aapkichut & Sabkichut !!

Eldest Son: Dad meri GF pregnant

Eldest Son: Dad meri GF pregnant ho gayi hai Rs 50,000 maang rahi hai chup rehne ke.... Dad slaps him n pays him the money. 2 months passed 2nd son- meri Gf pregnant hai and demanding Rs. 75,000 Dad slaps and pays him. After 6 months, Unmarried Daughter:- Dad I m pregnant Dad kisses her and says "ab paise lene ki hamari bari hai...."

SIR - CYCLE OR LADKI MAIN KYA DIFFRENCE HAI

SIR - CYCLE OR LADKI MAIN KYA DIFFRENCE HAI 

STUDENT- SIR CYCLE PAR GAAND TIKA KAR TAANG HILANI PADTI HAIN AUR LADKI PAR TAANG TIKA KAR GAAND HILANI PADTI HAI.

If u have two balls between

If u have two balls between 
ur legs it means u r man. 
If u have have four, it does 
not means that u r superman, 
iska matlab aapki koi gand 
mar raha hai.

Yeh waqt nahin hai rone ka,

Yeh waqt nahin hai rone ka, 
Yeh waqt hai baccha hone ka. 
Uss waqt kyon nahin royee thi, 
Jab chipak ke soyee thi 
Ab jo kiya hai woh bharo, 
Tab to kehti thi aur karo, aur karo...

Teacher class mein apne baby ko

Teacher class mein apne baby ko doodh pilate hue boli: Ale ale mela beta dudh p k doctor banega. 

Santa: Mam! Thoda hame bhi pila do hum compounder hi ban jaayenge.

1970 Dulha Dahej Me sasurji se Tv

1970 Dulha Dahej Me sasurji se Tv Mangta Tha. 
1980 Motor Cycle. 
1990 Plot. 
2000 Ac N Car. 
2010 . . . . Bas Seal pack Dulhan de, baki mein kama lunga!

Ek sardar exame dene gaya

Ek sardar exame dene gaya to apnay saath palumber ko saath le kar gaya.
guess karo kyun le kar gaya?

aray yaar simple hai us ko yeh news mili thi k paper leage ho gaya. ha ha ha ha ha ha.

A child after 3 month of marriage

A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage.
He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?

Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?
sardar:3 months.

Wife: or meri shadi ko ?
Sardar: 3 months

Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?
Sardar:3 month.

Wife: total kitne hue?
Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing
Balle Balle;->

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