Gabbar 'Bol Basanti, maza aya kya?

Gabbar was forcefully having his way with Basanti in a dark room.

Gabbar 'Bol Basanti, maza aya kya?' 'Kutte, light chalu kar, mein Basanti nahi, Mausi hu. Ab tu bol, tujhe maza aya kya?'

Wen girl is 18 she's ready 2

When apple is green it is ready 2 "PLUCK" Wen girl is 18 she's ready 2 "VOTE" (kabhi "DESH" ki bhi soch liya karo).

Baap- Kya Beta Ladki Pasand Ayi Tujhe

Baap- Kya Beta Ladki Pasand Ayi Tujhe 


Beta- Papa Ladki To Bahut Moti Hai 


Baap- Beta Mobile Koi B Ho 
SIM Dalne Wali Jagah Sabki 1 Jaisi Hoti Hai

1 ladki ke T-shirt pe car bani hui thi.

1 ladki ke T-shirt pe car bani hui thi.
Ek bachcha use lagaataar dekhe la raha tha.
Ladki us bachche ko ghoor kar:Kabhi car nahin dekhi kya?
Bachcha:Dekhi par itne bade speed braker nahin dekhe.

Ghor Kalyug

Ghor Kalyug

A boy disturbs a gal @BusStop
Gal: Kamine, dnt u hav mom/sister @home?

Boy: No
Gal: To chalna tere ghar jate hai yaha timepass q kar rahe hai.

Define Zero Size in hindi

Define Zero Size in hindi

Na Bum Na Seena... Phir bhi Haseena

Ladies ke sath log kaise baat karte hai

Ladies ke sath log kaise baat karte hai  Petrol Wala: Kitna Dalu ?  Dhobi: Aap Kapde Nikal Ke Rakho, Mai Abhi aata hoon....  Xerox Wala: Aage Piche dono Taraf Se Karu, Ya Sirf ek Side Se...  Fruit wala : Kele ka size to dekho, dil khush ho jayega.....  Bank wala : So so ke du tu chalega ?  Auto wala : Aage se nahi jayega, pichese lu ?  Paper wala : Kal me neeche se dal ke gaya tha..