Man2Chemist: Mujhe Black Color

Man2Chemist: Mujhe Black Color 
ka condom Chaiye. 
Chemist: Black colour ka he kyu? 
Man: Meri Girlfrnd ka pati margaya 
hai aur mujhe afsos ke liye jana hai.

What is common between Moov cream and a penis?

What is common between Moov 
cream and a penis? 

Dono gehraai tak jaaye, garmahat laaye, 
aaram dilaaye... "Aahhh se A-haaaa tak"

Boy: chand taaron ko bhi

Boy: chand taaron ko bhi 
need aa rahi hai, Teri maa 
ki chut tu ab aa rahi hai. 

Girl: mma ki chut ka na de 
vasta, kholti hoon chaddi 
kar le nashta...

One hakla went 4 a interview & was asked

One hakla went 4 a interview & was asked 
to say - Institute, Obstitute & Substitute. 
Hakla said: Inkichut, Aapkichut & Sabkichut !!

Eldest Son: Dad meri GF pregnant

Eldest Son: Dad meri GF pregnant ho gayi hai Rs 50,000 maang rahi hai chup rehne ke.... Dad slaps him n pays him the money. 2 months passed 2nd son- meri Gf pregnant hai and demanding Rs. 75,000 Dad slaps and pays him. After 6 months, Unmarried Daughter:- Dad I m pregnant Dad kisses her and says "ab paise lene ki hamari bari hai...."

SIR - CYCLE OR LADKI MAIN KYA DIFFRENCE HAI

SIR - CYCLE OR LADKI MAIN KYA DIFFRENCE HAI 

STUDENT- SIR CYCLE PAR GAAND TIKA KAR TAANG HILANI PADTI HAIN AUR LADKI PAR TAANG TIKA KAR GAAND HILANI PADTI HAI.

If u have two balls between

If u have two balls between 
ur legs it means u r man. 
If u have have four, it does 
not means that u r superman, 
iska matlab aapki koi gand 
mar raha hai.