Tution sir-abey gdhe! Homewrk kyun nhi krta h tu?
Student- Tameez se baat kr saale, customer se aise baat krte h kya?
Jaago grahak jaago. ;-
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Hamari new Generation:
Teachr ne KG class k bche se kaha 1 se 10 tk gino me tumhe kiss karungi
Bacha bola: Agar main 1 se 100 tak ginu to kya package hai.
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If electricity goes in America they call at power house.
In Japan, they test the fuse, But In India, they check neighbour's house, "sabki gayi h naa,phir thik hai!"
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Wo bhi kya jamana tha
Tha Jab, Log Ghar K Divar Par Likhte The "ATITHI DEVO BHAVA"
Phir Likha "SHUBH LABH"
Phir Likha ur "WELCOME"
aur Ab Likhte Hai "KUTTO SE SAVDHAN"
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Commerce Ki Ladki Kaise Gali Degi?
- Sale Return Cheque
- Dharti Pe Liability
- Paidaishi Bad Debt
- Itna Marungi K Balance Sheet Tally Nahin Hogi
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Agar kisi MOTI ladki ko dekh kar seeti bajao,
aur woh palat kar vaapas aa jaye to isse kya kahenge?
Any guesses?
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GOL MAAL RETURNS...
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Gr8 sugestion
Acha dost jitni baar b ruthe use har baar manana chahiye
Q ki Wo KAMINA apke sare raaz janta hKya pta kb telecast kar DE..
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Boys ka common sense zero hota hai
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KAISE?
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Gents toilet me likh kar aayenge
"PRIYA I LOVE U"
Ab kya Priya waha padhne jayegi kya??
